A waterfall is wonderful in Waziristan.

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Paulding

Student 1: My W key doesn’t work.

Student 2: Hit it harder.

Student 1: I will not abuse my keyboard for such a petty reason.

Futbol?

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Paulding

Student: THERE ARE TOO MANY GOALS NEAR MY GOLD.

Must be taking art history.

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Paulding

Student 1: I cannot believe I’m getting a grade to talk about this stupid stuff.

Student 2: This is serious business!

Student 1: It’s about a drunk guy!

 

So… wait what?

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Paulding

Student 1: So I walk over, and I said….

Student 2: What?

Student 1: Dude, when’s the paper due?

Student 2: Go back to sleep, dude.  You’re not even a student here.

I’m a shaaaaark!

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Cartersville

(New student and their mother in the Cartersville bookstore)

Student’s parent: Honey, do you want to go buy a fish?

 

Rawr.

August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Unknown

(I really wish I had context for this.)

Student 1: Wait. Like hold up.  You are telling me that gas comes from dinosaurs!?  And coal!?  I’m a vegan, I can’t even drive my car now!?

Student 2: They’ve been dead for a really long time.  And you’re not vegan, you’re Catholic.

 

A pod? A herd? A coalition?

July 27, 2011 § Leave a comment

Overheard in:  Paulding

Student: What’s the plural of mustache?  Mustachi?

Also:

Student: What is a group of mustaches called?  I have all sorts of questions now…

 

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