A waterfall is wonderful in Waziristan.
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
Student 1: My W key doesn’t work.
Student 2: Hit it harder.
Student 1: I will not abuse my keyboard for such a petty reason.
Futbol?
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
Student: THERE ARE TOO MANY GOALS NEAR MY GOLD.
Must be taking art history.
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
Student 1: I cannot believe I’m getting a grade to talk about this stupid stuff.
Student 2: This is serious business!
Student 1: It’s about a drunk guy!
So… wait what?
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
Student 1: So I walk over, and I said….
Student 2: What?
Student 1: Dude, when’s the paper due?
Student 2: Go back to sleep, dude. You’re not even a student here.
I’m a shaaaaark!
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Cartersville
(New student and their mother in the Cartersville bookstore)
Student’s parent: Honey, do you want to go buy a fish?
Rawr.
August 3, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Unknown
(I really wish I had context for this.)
Student 1: Wait. Like hold up. You are telling me that gas comes from dinosaurs!? And coal!? I’m a vegan, I can’t even drive my car now!?
Student 2: They’ve been dead for a really long time. And you’re not vegan, you’re Catholic.
A pod? A herd? A coalition?
July 27, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
Student: What’s the plural of mustache? Mustachi?
Also:
Student: What is a group of mustaches called? I have all sorts of questions now…
Goes great with a two gallon tub of mustard.
July 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Unknown
(Guy is texting and walking next to a group of friends, suddenly stops dead.)
Student 1: Dude. There is a five pound bag of pretzels at Costco. I’ve gotta go.
Student 2: Wait, what?
(Student 1 literally runs from the building, and then peels out of the parking lot.)
It could have been way worse, and on the teacup ride.
July 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Paulding
(A female student sitting in the back of a classroom, texting. This is the first day of class. Suddenly stands up.)
Student 1: Oh my god. I have to go. My sister’s kid just puked on Pluto at Disney World. I will never let her hear the end of this.
(Runs out of the classroom, and is never seen again.)
Australia has always been a little off.
July 21, 2011 § Leave a comment
Overheard in: Cartersville
Student: Look, man, all I’m saying is that she look like a kangaroo when she was trying to hug me. Don’t ask how, she just did. So now I’m single again.